Saturday, December 22, 2012

MEET MINDY



“The Murders of Brandywine Theater” is pleased to announce two new additions to its cast:

Danielle Lozeau” and “Chris McCail

Actress Danielle Lozeau

Lozeau will star as Mindy alongside Dian Bachar, who plays the film’s lead protagonist, Henry.

McCail will play the role of Henry’s quirky shrink, Dr. Landers.

More casting announcements soon!    Some pretty impressive names are in talks!

Til then, welcome aboard, Danielle and Chris!

- Lar

MORE INFO WILL SOON BE AVAILABLE AT EDDYSPAGHETTIPRODUCTIONS.COM !


Friday, November 23, 2012

the rest of my year


2012 is coming to a close.  Thank fucking God.  

Here are 4 dates that I'm eagerly anticipating, tho...


1) Wednesday, November 28th - "Night of the Living Dead" screening at The Kent Stage (8pm)
2) Saturday, December 15th - "The Murders of Brandywine Theater" auditions
3) Monday, December 17th - I turn 31 years old.
4) Friday, December 21st - "Before the World Goes Boom" debuts online (BeforetheWorldGoesBoom.com)

Saturday, November 3, 2012

"THE MURDERS OF BRANDYWINE THEATER" AUDITION NOTICE!



CASTING CALL!

“The Murders of Brandywine Theater” is now casting!

"The Murders of Brandywine Theater" is an independent feature-length horror film directed by Larry Longstreth.  It stars Dian Bachar (Baseketball, Southpark) and is executive produced by Mark Ordesky (The Frozen Ground, Lord of the Rings).   The film is about Henry Kosta (Dian Bachar), a shy, bullied ventriloquist whose dummy, Moxxy, begins to speak up for his master, and eventually even resorts to murder.   The film will be produced by Longstreth’s company: “Eddy Spaghetti Productions, LTD” and will be shot primarily in and around Kent, Ohio.



Auditions for the film take place Saturday, December 15th from 12pm to 5pm.  They will be held at Murdock Industrial in Akron, Ohio.  The address is: 

553 Carroll Street  Akron, OH 44304

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 The 4 roles we will be holding auditions for are:  

1) "Mindy" - The film's female lead. Age range: 18-28. 
Mindy is Henry's (the protagonist) college-age co-worker.  Her outgoing, standoffish nature attracts the shy, lonely older man.  

2) "Mr. O'Doul" - Age range: 38-60.  
Mr. O'Doul is Henry's boss and owner of "The Brandywine Theater".  He's a seedy business owner and a bully.  

(A shorter actor is preferable, but not necessary.)

3) "Dr. Landers" - Age range: 50-70.  
Dr. Landers is Henry's shrink. Eerily calm and seemingly humorless, he's slightly detached from reality.  His sweater vests are a fine example of this.

4) "Mama Kosta" - Age range: 60 - 90.  
Mama Kosta is Henry's mother, who he lives with. Passive-aggressive and subtly cruel, she is a constant source of stress and agony for Henry, going so far as to give her cat more favorable treatment than she gives her own son.  



Auditions will be given on a first-come, first-serve basis.    Those wishing to audition should arrive no later than 2pm.   

All roles are paid, though the pay is modest.  SAG memberships are not required.

For more info, e-mail producer Jacob Ruby at nwpfilms at gmail.com



Friday, August 24, 2012

Crisis.


I always knew life had a mid-life crisis. Then, in my mid-20's, I discovered a quarter-life crisis. But now I'm 30 and there's no clever name for it. And worse, if I think back to 8th grade, I was totally having one then, too. Wait a minute... It's the same with highschool. And the years right after. Son of a bitch, it's all starting to make sense. 

They didn't tell us the truth growing up. That unless you're a child, senile, or dead... there is no lasting peace and that life itself is one big f*ckin crisis.






Thursday, August 23, 2012

Sometimes life sucks.

Thankfully, here are some songs that never will:














Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Disney. Zombie. Witch.

Went to Florida with my family.   Disney World, the beach, the works.   It was awesome.






And when I got back home to Ohio... there was film work to be done.

Two things.

1:  Here's a glimpse from our zombie battle in "Captain Wilcox vs The End of the World".   The project is taking forever, but I won't give up.   I'll make it count.   




2.   Our animatic for "Rosina" is pretty much done.   It's the only project I've ever done that Rylee, my 5 year old, is too scared to watch.   Red 5 Studios is (hopefully) gonna be really glad they asked us to do this for them.   Here's a glimpse of the storyboard animatic...





So, things are well.   Trying to move forward, as you know.



Monday, July 23, 2012

wrasslin

So, I watched wrestling for the first time in forever... and this happened:






Sunday, July 22, 2012

Eddy Spaghetti Creed


Here are the goals of Eddy Spaghetti Productions:

1) No moral gray areas, no scheming, no insecurity, no abusing talent, and no taking advantage of other peoples' naivete. We protect each other. Total honesty and total clarity.

2) Make cool stuff.


Period.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Monday, July 16, 2012

A Family of Dwarves

Meet the dwarves from "Rosina"...




More soon.

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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Witches, Zombies, Racism, Disney, and the Future.

Life in a nutshell: 

-Gonna make some more changes to "Before the World Goes Boom".   I had some time to think about it and let it stew and I think I can make it a lot stronger.   Everybody keeps asking when they can see it and I hate to say it but probably not any time soon.   I'm not bothered by this, as I just want it to be as good as it can be.   I care a lot about the subject matter (racism, religion, etc) and as corny as it sounds, I want to deliver a positive message in as potent a way as possible.

Lloyd and Larry


-"Captain Wilcox vs The End of the World" is taking much longer than expected, but we'll get it done.   The story means a lot to me on this one.   I can't wait for it to be finished so I can show the world what we've been up to.  Animation is a tricky beast, but I love it. 



Captain Wilcox, Leon, and Jess 

-Pre-production on "Rosina" continues and the storyboards will be done today.   I love this project.   I'm grateful to Cindi Rice and Red 5 Studios for giving me this opportunity, which I choose to take full advantage of.   I want "Rosina" to prove I'm ready to do a feature length animated film and I'm treating it with full, 
100% respect and integrity.   


"Rosina" suspects she's being watched

-"The Long, Slow Death of a Twenty-Something" is on DirecTV right now so hit it up and spread the word!!!   Click HERE

-Marisa and Jake are visiting Comic Con.   Marisa asked yesterday if I'd be interested in trying another "Four Tanks and a Healer" Kickstarter run.   My gut says "no", but if they do it, I will support it and spread the word.   I would probably tell myself I wasn't going to go 100% like last time, but it would go against my nature not to and eventually I'd probably be out posting fliers.   My strength is my weakness.   Naivete and determination often go hand in hand.    Here is the old page:  FOUR TANKS AND A HEALER

-Filming on our un-named feature film project is going really well.   It's a series of shorts and sketches pieced together into a full-length narrative.   Total comedy.   Makes me laugh outloud, like our old projects used to do.   I want to put Four Tanks in there, as well as Captain Wilcox.   We'll see.   This one means a lot to me, and because of the fact that it's very Eyeball Papercuts/Dolly Oxem-ish, it's going to be dedicated to our old friend, Tim McCoy.   Tim passed away a few years ago and I always told myself that if I did another ridiculous sketch project, it would be for him.

-I'm taking the family to Disney World in 3 weeks.   Can't wait.   Huge part of my childhood and something I've wanted to give the kids for a couple of years now.   Life comes full circle.   Wish my other family could go, but Mom's health isn't great and Aaron probably can't get Audrey for that week.   That's a bummer, but one day we'll get all the cousins together at Disney, I'm sure of it.

The Magic Kingdom


-Work hard.   That's what I try to do.   The economy sucks, especially in the mid-West.   You bust your ass trying to raise $15k to do a low-budget feature film with your friend, Dian Bachar, and people act like you're insane.   After a while, you start to believe it really is impossible.   But it isn't.   You're just on the wrong side of the country.    The dreamers and dream-makers are farther to the left.

But I really am tired of struggling.   I don't mean to sound entitled or whiny, but I think it's safe to say I've proven I can handle something bigger.   I don't think I'm gonna find that in Ohio.

When "Rosina" is a little further along, Mark Ordesky and I are going to put our heads together and attempt to move forward on the "big one".   The animated feature film "The Wanderer King" is and always will be (until I've done it) my main goal.   With a little luck, it might just be my ticket to bigger and better things as well.

Dante is seduced by a Naga in "The Wanderer King"


Keep the faith... and visit MY COMPANY'S FACEBOOK PAGE

lar




Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Religion: Part 1: Scientology, Christianity, Paganism

Note:  I don't have a degree in Theology.  These are the explanations of each religion as best as I'm able to understand them.   If you know something I do not, put it in the comment section and I'll look into it and change what I've written accordingly if necessary.

It's impossible to talk about something like religion without coming off as spiteful or devious, but a lot of that is in the eye of the beholder.   I listen to friends and certain family members say that Muslims are all evil, but then tell you how offensive it is that you openly disagree with Christianity, so the game is rigged.   If you speak openly, honestly, and without bad intentions, there are still those who demand special treatment and who will always see you as being offensive.   Bottom line:  I'm not trying to be.   Just understand that.

I'm doing my best to understand the world's various viewpoints on the existence of man, nature, reality, etc.    I'm no expert... but I'm gonna take a crack at breaking things down as best as possible.   It's not just because I'm interested.   It's also because I think people cling to their own belief and dismiss the others without really understanding them.  This leads to way too many problems.   So, regardless of what you think is true, let's all try to get a little wiser and a little less ignorant.

And finally,  just to get it out of the way:   I don't really believe any of these.

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Scientology

Scientology is the belief that billions of years ago, an all-powerful galactic overlord named Xenu froze all of his enemies and packed them into jet-shaped space ships, putting them in different places across the world in volcanoes and then hitting them with nukes.  Xenu then gathered the "spirits" or essences of those he had killed and showed them violent and chaotic imagery in order to brain wash them into forgetting who they really were.  They became lost essences called "Thetans".  And "Thetans" are inside every human being.  So, basically, mankind is a race of immortal beings who have forgotten the nature of their existence.  They are unaware that they are made up of thetans, which are basically a materialized version of the source of all power in the cosmos.  The world itself does not actually exist, but because the "thetan" agrees that it exists, the world we live on is simply "allowed" to survive for now. "Thetans" are actually believed to be miniature little spirits that live inside your body.  They basically catch and accumulate all the negative things that happen to you.  Then, when you face new experiences, the negative energy gathered by the thetans makes it harder for you to cope or manage yourself. When becoming a scientologist, you descend into various levels of commitment after you've been there awhile.  The reason for this, they claim, is that any new recruit who was told the truth from the get-go would be driven insane by the awesome truth of reality.

Scientologists rally


Christianity

Christianity is the belief that an all-powerful, all-eternal creator of the universe created the world in 6 and a half days.  Wanting company, he then created a creature called "man" in his own image.  Wanting to give the man company, he took one of the man's ribs and created a woman out of it.  The God left a tree with magical fruit on it and told the man and woman never to eat from it. They did (thanks to an evil creature who took the form of a talking snake) and from that, innocence was lost.  God would occasionally intervene in the lives of man, from sending his angels down to taking the form of a burning bush.  He would also lay out strict rules that would, among other things, justify torture, justify slavery, justify the rape of your slaves (so long as you married them), justify violence against your slaves (so long as they got back up after), convict you of thought crime, and demand obedience.  He would also demand strict, moral codes of ethics.  He demanded his followers never steal, never commit adultery, and always honor they father and thy mother, on penalty of death.  After a while, God became very disappointed in his creations, and decided to drown them all in an enormous flood, save for 2 of each animal and one human family to watch over the creatures on a boat.  On his second go-around, man would be more impressive, and God decided to have a son in human form, who he would see tortured and sacrificed so that his followers could be forgiven for their sins.  His son (Jesus Christ) would bring with him a much softer list of demands and would teach strong moral philosophies about giving everything one had for another, about non-violence, and about moral purity and kindness.  His son brought with him, also, the introduction of the concept of Hell, and the first mention of a place where those who failed to accept both the son and the father into their lives would be tortured and burned for eternity.  The son, returning from the grave, ascended into the heavens, vowing to return for a judgement day, where the devout followers would be rewarded and all others would be punished.

Christians rally


Paganism

Paganism is hard to sum up because it can mean a number of things.  Generally speaking, to be Pagan is to be seen as being "savage" or uncultured (not always a fair assessment), and to have more than one God (polytheism).  These Gods varied depending on the geography of the religion, and so did the stories and rules that came with them.  "Paganism" is a word that is used to describe anybody who is not a Christian, Muslim, or Jew... but that's not really a fair assessment, either.  Paganism is almost entirely extinct in the world now, though at one time it thrived.  Though it is irrelevant in the modern era, many Pagan beliefs and traditions have survived.  The Christian religion celebrates Christ's birthday in December, but this is based solely on the pagan Winter Solstice and was chosen as a way to unite traditions.  "Isthar", which was pronounced "Easter", was a Pagan holiday that celebrated the resurrection of the pagan God "Tammuz".  This of course, laid the foundation for what would become "Easter" in the modern world.

Pagans (Wiccans) perform a prayer/ritual



COMING SOON:  PART 2:  Norse Gods, Islam, Judaism

Thursday, June 28, 2012

A witch named "Rosina"

A couple years ago I wrote a creepy, grim (too grim) short film called "Rosina", in which a horrible witch by that name haunts a poor, seemingly helpless family of dwarves as they try to cross through her neck of the woods one night.   

About a week ago, our Kickstarter page for "Four Tanks and a Healer" failed, leaving me angry and crushed.  

Put them both together, and something good has happened. 

Producer Cindi Rice (nerds may know her from the Dungeons and Dragons franchise) saw "Four Tanks" on Kickstarter and reached out to me, seeing if I had any gamer-friendly ideas for a short that I could produce for her, Epic Level Entertainment, and ultimately for Red 5 Studios, a gaming company with some ambitious ideas and projects.  

I sent her 3 shorts I had.   2 were zombie stories and the third was, of course, "Rosina".   

She chose the witch.   

We agreed to terms. 

We signed the deals.  

And pre-production has officially begun...

Keep the faith.

lar






Opening shot

Early storyboards

Early storyboards 2

Early "Rosina" concepts

Early "Rosina" concepts 2

Designing the horse


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Monday, June 11, 2012

Four Tanks and a Holy Shit This is Hard


"Have you guys considered putting it up on Kickstarter?  I'm sure something like this would be a hit on there". 

I heard that phrase nonstop during our brief investor hunt for "Four Tanks and a Healer".  I resisted it like crazy because I thought Kickstarter would be the kiss of death.  I thought we had too much going for us (great idea, great pilot, the involvement of Mark Ordesky, etc) to risk it all by putting it up on some fan funding site.

But as I kept hearing the phrase over and over, I made the mistake I think all of us artists make at one time or another:  I began to envision incredible, fantastic, mind blowing things.  I began to feel that not only would we hit our goal of $45k, but hell, we might even surpass it!  After all, everybody kept saying "Kickstarter would be perfect for something like this."  Maybe I was wrong and they were all right after all!

And, as every artist also learns sooner or later... the truth is not always so grand.

"Four Tanks and a Healer" is a project that I KNOW (not "think"... "KNOW") would be an absolute hit if we could get it funded.  I feel indebted to the investors of the initial pilot, who helped us get it to where it is today.  I of course want to make a full series and watch those who believed in my team and I reap the benefits they deserve to reap... but it's more than just that.  I actually believe in the idea.  In the characters.  I relate so damned much to the question of "how much is too much?" when it comes to fantasy, video games, comics, movies, etc... (I did make The Long, Slow Death of a Twenty-Something, after all) and I think "Four Tanks" is a hilarious (and slightly tragic) way of exploring that.

I will not give up on "Four Tanks and a Healer".  Never.  Won't happen.

And when some other cartoon or film comes along that takes place inside an MMO, and all of those wise-asses (all artists deal with them) who love to tell you your idea has "been done" try to do just that, I won't care.  I'll still make "Four Tanks" anyway.

Even with the all-too-brief investor hunt and a failed Kickstarter project, Four Tanks is gold.  I don't claim to know much, but I can claim to know that.

And, some idealist in me still survives.  There's still a shred of a spark of a chance of a miracle.  There are 7 days left on the FOUR TANKS KICKSTARTER PAGE as I write this.  And about $43,000 to raise.

It could happen.

But it would take a miracle.  Or, a bunch of friends and strangers who all believe in the power of Nerdery to help us spread the word.

And... if not, then I will continue walking the road that all of us ambitious, detached-from-reality musicians, artists, and filmmakers always walk:

I'll keep fighting for something that everybody else gave up on.  Because it's worth it.

Because after meeting with G4, Sy Fy, Comedy Central, Spike TV, and after trying to do a web-series with TheOneRing.net, after hunting for investors, and after putting it on Kickstarter only to watch it die...  I still refuse to toss it in the garbage and move on.

Because.  It's.  WORTH IT.

And one day I'll prove it.





Friday, June 1, 2012

Love

I created a living organism from nothing.  Gave it a list of rules it can't possibly follow, since I made it imperfect on purpose.   Told it to love and fear me and to beg for forgiveness for being so imperfect.   Of course, I gave it "free will", so it is allowed to choose whether or not to obey.   However, I will punish it forever if it doesn't.  

Know why I did this?   Because I'm a loving guy, that's why.  



Saturday, May 26, 2012

Funny Comics from SMBC


I could post these one by one on Facebook, but I'll just post them here so I'm not spamming the shit out of my friends.  

Check out the actual website for tons more HERE

Thanks to Justin for showing me.   

Here are some of the ones that made me laugh the hardest: