Tuesday, May 15, 2012
A True Story About Racism (and Mexican Whore Houses)
In one town in 2001, a guy named Larry works as a waiter and every night he watches as black people complain about their food in an attempt to not have to pay for it. He never once sees a white person do this. Larry deduces that the stereotype about black people being sneaky and always wanting hand outs must exist for a reason.
In 2002, Larry is in college and happens to run to the campus library over Winter Break, when almost all of the students have gone home or on their trips. He passes the computer lab, and to his surprise, sees that it is absolutely full of students: All of them asian or indian. He deduces that the stereotypes of those ethnicities having a better work ethic than the white man must have some degree of truth to them.
In 2005, Larry is a traveling concrete worker. He and his co-workers pull into a small, backwoods town called Fenwick, West Virginia where the locals (all white) stare them down and threaten to cut their throats. They are especially fixed onto the black construction worker in the truck. Larry deduces that the stereotype of stupid, violent white rednecks must exist for a reason.
Meanwhile, when staying at his hotel in the mountains, Larry wanders around to the back of the property out of boredom, where he finds an enormous river. The river is full of gypsies known as "The Rainbow People". They have long, braided hair. The hotel employees warn him to stay away from them, as they are known for their thieving and even occasionally for their raping and kidnapping. They are all of them white. Larry concludes that maybe all stereotypes can apply to all skin colors, given the environment and economic situations.
In 2006, Larry is working concrete in Texas when three of his elders decide to take him to Mexico for a couple of days. Two are mexican themselves and the third is a white man. In Mexico, he is taken (to his surprise) to a whore house inside a bizarre gated community. Ignoring the passes of the madame and sitting in the bar/lobby drinking cokes, he watches each of his buddies disappear into the back with their own girls. When the women ask why he doesn't follow, he says it's because he has a girlfriend. "It's okay. She not know what you do", they say. Larry steps out of the whore house, thinking he'll just walk around outside to kill time, but is stopped by an armed guard, who says that it's too dangerous for white people to wander outside. Larry returns to the bar, where he drinks his coke and deduces that the stereotype about human beings (of all colors) being total scumbags must have come from somewhere.
6 years later... it's 2012.
Larry, now 30 years old, still has to listen as people always oversimplify each other. One says the blacks are the problem. Another says it's the white man. Larry listens to the Rush Limbaughs and the Al Sharptons and the Jesse Jacksons. To the left wingers who blame whitey for everything and to the right wingers who say they aren't racist but who very clearly are.
Larry notices a new stereotype. This one, however, is not one of those stereotypes that has exceptions to the rule. So, it's actually less of a stereotype and more of a "fact".
Larry notices that any racist person of any skin color who pretends that one group of people is better or worse than any other group is 100% full of shit.
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